The Death of Stalin
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Kaganovich: Out of my way you fannies.

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Nikita Khrushchev: Can we stop twittering like fishwives?

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Svetlana Stalin: He's not bad, he's just ill.

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Vyacheslav Molotov: If nobody objects, I'm going to spend a kopek.

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Soldier: We found her! She's grown a bit since the photograph...
Georgy Malenkov: She's the size of an ostrich. No.

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Nikita Khrushchev: I will bury you in history.

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Vyacheslav Molotov: Stalin would be loving this.

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Georgy Zhukov: A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing.

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Lavrentiy Beria: Shoot her before him, but make sure he sees it, shoot him, take him to his church and dump him in the pulpit, the rest I leave up to you.

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Nikita Khrushchev: You are accused of treachery against the Soviet Union, and of giving help to foreign powers...
Lavrentiy Beria: Foreign Powers? From where, the fucking moon?

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Lavrentiy Beria: It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.

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Prisoner: Long Live Stalin!
Soldier: Stalin's Dead! Malenkov's in charge!
Prisoner: Long live Malenk...[shot].

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Georgy Malenkov: Nod as I'm speaking to you. People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what's going on.

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Andreyev: Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency.

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Kaganovich: How can you run and plot at the same time?

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Guard 1: Should we investigate...?
Guard 2: Should you shut the fuck up before you get us both killed?

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Vasily Stalin: I want to make a speech at my father's funeral.
Nikita Khrushchev: And I want to fuck Grace Kelly.

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Georgy Zhukov: I'm going to have to report this conversation, threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of...[bursts out laughing] Look at your fucking face.

Joseph Stalin: What took you so long? You fucking walk here?

Georgy Zhukov: Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?

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