Vyacheslav Molotov: Stalin would be loving this.
Georgy Zhukov: A modern soldier's greatest fear, it's not death, it's not starvation, it's chafing.
Nikita Khrushchev: You are accused of treachery against the Soviet Union, and of giving help to foreign powers...
Lavrentiy Beria: Foreign Powers? From where, the fucking moon?
Lavrentiy Beria: It's lucky we both now live in the new Soviet Union or you and your wife and your family would be a pile of dust on the floor of a crematorium toilet.
Andreyev: Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency.
Kaganovich: How can you run and plot at the same time?
Joseph Stalin: What took you so long? You fucking walk here?
Georgy Zhukov: Right, what's a war hero got to do to get some lubrication around here?
Vasily Stalin: Play better, you clattering fannies!
