Quotes from Gillian Jacobs movies and TV shows

Modern Warfare - S1-E23

Britta Perry: Oh my God, you've been hit!
Jeff Winger: What? Oh no! Wait, wait... It's blood. I thought it was paint but I'm just bleeding. Talk about luck!

Samantha: Del Close once said watching great improv is like watching people put the plane together when they're already in the sky.

Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.