Didi: You know that I am of royal blood. Everybody knows that Didi comes from a noble line.
Pepe Pepponi: You come from a noble line all right... a noble line a sailor gave your foolish mother.
Quotes from Elke Sommer movies and TV shows
Maria Gambrelli: You can have one of my cigarettes.
Clouseau: Oh, thank you.
Maria Gambrelli: You have it in backwards.
Clouseau: Oh... it tastes very bad that way.
Maria Gambrelli: Promise me.
Clouseau: What darling?
Maria Gambrelli: Afterwards, you will not smoke.
Clouseau: I give you my word as an officer and a gentleman. Also a policeman.