Wyldstyle: You are not our leader.
Batman: How many movies are made about you? None. I have nine movies, and three more currently in development.
Emmet Brickowski: Lucy.
Wyldstyle: Emmet! Did you draw stubble dots on your face?
Emmet Brickowski: What? No. (01:10:30)
Wyldstyle: Emmet, you've gotta stop pretending everything is awesome. It isn't.
Emmet Brickowski: Yeah. I get it. And that's why I cultivated a hard-edged side that's super-tough and-Look! Look! A shooting star! Make a wish.
Emmet Brickowski: Hurry! The door is slowly closing!
Wyldstyle: Good thing the door is closing so slowly and dramatically. (00:14:20)
General Mayhem: Bring me your fiercest leader.
Batman: Yeah, that's me. This guy. Coming through. I'm the leader, obvs.
Wyldstyle: You? I don't think so!
Batman: How many movies have they made about you? Cause there are like, nine about me. And like three others in various stages of development. (00:16:15)
Lucy: Come with me if you want to not die.
Melinda Ledbetter: When did you first start hearing voices?
Brian Future: 1963.
Uncle Dan: We're not gonna make it, are we?
Pam: Uncle Dan!
John: This could very well be the greatest conflict between America and Germany in our nation's history!
Gail: Crack a book, John.
Starla Grant: Baby, what happened to your face?
Grant Grant: It's just a bee sting.
Kyle: Are you in a crack house?
Meghan: Yes! That's what I've been trying to tell you.
Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.
Miriam Linky: Nobody wants to see us fuck, Zack!
Zack: EVERYBODY wants to see ANYBODY fuck. I hate Rosie O'Donell, but if somebody said "I got a tape of Rosie O'Donell getting fucked stupid" I'd be like "Why the fuck aren't we watching that right now?"
Zack Brown: Oh you'll be sorry when I'm giving you the best orgasms of your life.
Miriam Linky: Yeah right. As if you even know what you're doing down there.
Zack Brown: Where's the clitoris again? Is it in your ass?
