Quotes from Christopher Corey Smith movies and TV shows

Joker: You like sharks, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!

Joker: You like pie, Batman? Cause I think... Ah forget it.

Joker: Hey! Batlame and Slobbin. Why are you guys doing hanging around? Hah! See what I did there?

Joker: You like missiles, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!

Lex Luthor: How would you like to be out of Arkham right now and given a chance to take revenge on Batman and the rest of this ungrateful city?
Joker: Well, I'd have to be crazy to say no to that offer... Unless you're just one of the voices in my head, in which case, I'm crazy anyway.

Lex Luthor: You help me, and you can use the Deconstructor to your heart's content. Know anybody who has lots of shiny black unbreakable toys?
Joker: I don't know who you're referring to.
Lex Luthor: Come on! Batman... Oh... You were...
Joker: Joking! I'm the Joker.

Joker: Ah, now you get out. You were afraid of a real fight.
Batman: Yeah. You're so scary.

Lex Luthor: Joker, can we move things along?
Joker: Oh, you're no fun to shop with, Lexy.

Joker: So Lex, when you're president, can I be vice president?
[Computer beeps showing Batman in pursuit.]
Lex Luthor: ... I think we've got company.
Joker: You didn't answer my question.

[Cyborg approaches Joker mech.]
Cyborg: Are you my mother?
Joker: Yes, give us a hug!

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