Clayton Boone: You must think the whole world is queer.
Clayton Boone: The monster's lonely. He wants a friend. A girlfriend. Somebody. What's so sick about that?
James Whale: I suppose you'd like the top down?
Clayton Boone: If that's all right with you.
James Whale: Nothing would please me more.
Betty: I bet he's some fruit just pretending to be famous so that he can get in the big guy's pants.
Clayton Boone: What makes you say that?
Betty: Just thinking out loud.
Clayton Boone: Well, why don't you just keep your dirty thoughts to yourself?
Betty: Alright then, he's interested in you for your conversation. We all know what a great talker you are.
Clayton Boone: Fuck you.
Betty: Not anymore you don't.
DJ Drake: Have you seen those "Mummy" movies? I'm in them more than Brendan Fraser is!
DJ Drake: I'm getting real tired of throwing you out of the car.
Daffy Duck: That's my plan in a nutshell.
Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.
DJ Drake: Lady, this is Daffy Duck.
Kate Houghton: Not any more, we own the name.
Daffy Duck: Oh, yeah? Well, you can't stop me from calling myself D- D- Well, whaddya know.
Stu Miley: The woman I love is living with a horny little monkey that looks like me.
Kitty: What a lucky girl.
Stu Miley: Back in the pack.
Stu Miley: Excuse me kitty. I'll be right back after I choke my monkey.
Rick O'Connell: Knowing my brother in law, he probably deserves whatever you're about to do to him. But this is my house, and I have certain rules about snakes and dismemberment.
Rick O'Connell: I. Really. Hate. Mummies.
Evelyn O'Connell: I think the feeling is mutual.
Callie: For the love of God.
Darkly Noon: Precisely.
Alden Pyle: I trusted you. Thomas.
Thomas Fowler: Always a mistake with a woman involved.
Alden Pyle: Have you had a lot of women, Thomas?
Thomas Fowler: You start out by being promiscuous and end up like your grandfather... faithful to one woman.
Thomas Fowler: I have never thought of myself as a correspondent, just a reporter. I offer no point of view, I take no action, I don't get involved. I just report what I see.
Alden Pyle: But you must have an opinion.
Thomas Fowler: Even an opinion is a form of action.
Sally Wheeler: You lied to me.
David Greene: I didn't lie to you! I lied to my father! I lied to myself.
Charlie: People are amazing.
Charlie: Do you ever get the feeling that people are incapable of not caring?
Charlie: I need to know that I have done one right thing with my life.
