Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: Aw hell no, I ain't steppin' foot in any type of aircraft.
Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Man up! Now get in there, we've gotta finish the escape! Man up and get in there!
Allison Ng: And here I am complaining about my sunglasses.
Brian Gilcrest: And here I am complaining about nothing.
Mitchell: Did you almost marry my mom?
Brian Gilcrest: Many, many times.
Mitchell: Why would anybody break up with my mom?
Brian Gilcrest: In any of its many forms, I have found that nothing beats fun.
Paco Hernandez: This whole thing is racist. Abscam? "Arab-scam"? It's completely racist!
Richie DiMaso: So what do you have to worry about, Sheik? You're Mexican.
Marc Lee: You got some kind of saviour complex?
Chris Kyle: No. I just want to get the bad guys, but if I can't see them I can't shoot them.
Navy Doctor: Do you ever think that you might have seen things or done some things over there that you wish you hadn't?
Chris Kyle: Oh, that's not me. No.
Navy Doctor: What's not you?
Chris Kyle: I was just protecting my guys, they were trying to kill... Our soldiers and I... I'm willing to meet my Creator and answer for every shot that I took. The thing that haunts me are all the guys that I couldn't save. Now I'm willing and able to be there but I'm not, I'm here. I quit.
Navy Doctor: You can walk down any hall in this hospital. Looks like plenty soldiers need saving.
Tony Stark: Honestly, at this exact second, I thought you were a Build-a-Bear.
Rocket: Maybe I am.
Rocket: Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.
Bruce Banner: Is that a person?
Rocket: Morag's a planet, Quill was a person.
Scott Lang: A planet? Like in outer space?
Rocket: Oh, look, it's like a little puppy, all happy and everything. Do you want to go to space, puppy? I'll take you to outer space!
Rocket: What did you do?
Thor: I went for the head.
Rocket: Who hasn't been to space? You better not throw up on my ship!
Tony Stark: What's wrong with him?
Rocket: He's pissed. Thinks he failed. Which, of course he did, but you know, there's a lot of that going around, ain't there?
Rocket: You think you're the only one that lost people? What do you think we're doin' here? I lost the only family I ever had. Quill, Groot, Drax, the chick with the antenna - all gone! I get that you miss your mom. But she's gone - *really* gone. And there are plenty of people who are only *kinda* gone. And you can help them.
Lily: You're the ogre.
Adam Jones: Yes. But I bake great cakes.
Adam Jones: I don't want my resturant to be a place where people sit and eat. I want people to sit at that table and be sick with longing.
Adam Jones: If it's not perfect, you throw it away... regardless of time.
Adam Jones: I love the decor, it's perfect for stoning infidels.
Adam Jones: I sentenced myself to shuck 1 million oysters. Today is the last day of my penance.
Rocket Raccoon: Metaphors go over his head.
Drax the Destroyer: NOTHING goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.
Rocket Raccoon: I don't think you even have a plan.
Peter Quill: I have part of a plan.
Drax the Destroyer: What percentage of a plan do you have?
Gamora: You don't get to ask questions after the nonsense you pulled on Knowhere!
Drax the Destroyer: I just saved Quill!
Peter Quill: We've already established that you destroying the ship I'm on is not saving me!
Drax the Destroyer: When did we establish that?
Peter Quill: Like three seconds ago!
Drax the Destroyer: Well I wasn't listening then, I was thinking of something else...
