Stuart Pearson: I'm sorry honey, I can't remember, do you want cheese on your burger?
Bethany Pearson: No, I want to find whoever invent love and hack them up with a machete.
Quotes from Ashley Tisdale movies and TV shows
Bethany Pearson: This is so not happening.
Sharpay Evans: I told you to hire Troy Bolton, not the entire east high student body!
Troy Bolton: How's your show going?
Sharpay Evans: How's it going? This show makes the captain of the Titanic look like he won the lottery.
Sharpay Evans: What did I do to deserve this? I've never lied, except when neccesary, and I always bought mom and dad expensive gifts... Using their credit card of course.
Sharpay Evans: Hey, Troy when's the big game?
Troy Bolton: Yesterday.
Sharpay Evans: Well good luck. Toodles!
Sharpay Evans: But... You were so loyal. And sweet.
Tiara Gold: That's called acting. You should try it sometime.
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence.
[London is opening a fashion boutique.]
Mr. Moseby: How's the boutique business coming, London?
London Tipton: it's going to be fabi! I'm putting purses over here and matching belts over there.
Mr. Moseby: And do you have a business plan?
London Tipton: Weren't you listening? I'm putting purses over here and matching belts over there.
Maddie Fitzpatrick: No, no, he's talking about financial planning. Ordering stock, taking inventory...
London Tipton: I said, I'm putting purses over here and matching belts over there.