Stuart Pearson: I was a brainiac. It worked for me.
Tom Pearson: I don't want to be like you, I want to be cool.
Jake Pearson: You're gonna need a bigger potato.
Bethany Pearson: This is so not happening.
Hannah Pearson: Sockmonkey.
Stuart Pearson: If you're smart enough to hack into the school's computer, you're smart enough to pass math.
Stuart Pearson: I'm sorry honey, I can't remember, do you want cheese on your burger?
Bethany Pearson: No, I want to find whoever invent love and hack them up with a machete.