Quotes from Alison Brie movies and TV shows

Introduction to Film - S1-E3

Shirley: Isn't Abed's dad like a hardcore Muslim? They're not as forgiving as Christians. He'll cut your head off with a salami sword.
Annie Edison: Shirley! That is the most racist thing I've ever heard.
Jeff Winger: Pierce will top that in one minute.

Modern Warfare - S1-E23

Annie Edison: Let's get back to Britta and Jeff.
Jeff Winger: There is no Britta and Jeff!
Pierce Hawthorne: He said, fully erect.

Modern Warfare - S1-E23

Shirley Bennett: They remind me of Sam and Diane. I hated Sam and Diane.
Annie Edison: Who are Sam and Diane?
Shirley Bennett: All right, we get it. You're young.

Amber: What do you do if it turns out really bad? Like... Like, if it turns out terrible. Would you, can you... take it off your IMDb? (00:54:10)

Suzie Barnes-Eilhauer: This is supposed to be exciting. It's your wedding - you only get a few of these!

Tanya: Tell Will he gets the job as soon as passes a drug test.
Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?

Batman: Left the weird cat thing to stall back in the boardroom.
Unikitty: [Prancing around the boardroom table.] Business, business, business. Numbers. [Whispers] Is this working?
Robot: Yes.
Unikitty: Yaaaaaaay!

Christaffa

Lainey: Are you saying I'm crack cocaine?
Jake: Yeah. Don't sell yourself short. We wouldn't have the west wing without you.

Lainey: If you want someone to fall for you, you gotta be you.
Jake: Yeah I don't think I like me enough to introduce him to other people.

Lainey: First of all, you are not the Mark Zuckerberg of vaginas.
Jake: I don't know who that is.