Get a Job (2016)

Will Davis: Charlie got a job today.
Jillian Stewart: McDonald's or Taco Bell?
Charlie: Middle school chemistry teacher.
Jillian Stewart: I weep for our future.

Tanya: Tell Will he gets the job as soon as passes a drug test.
Charlie: Drug test? Is that a multiple choice?

Will Davis: I just need something to keep the lights on until I find my dream job.
Charlie: I don't think you can monetize masturbation.