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Sweets: That boy's good!
Clarence: Mmmm hmmm... good and terrible.

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Adventures in Housesitting - S7-E11

Rebecca: Sheridan's in the kitchen with Satan!
Sam: This is no time for folksinging!

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Nino Brown: Sit your five dollar ass down before I make change.

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Nino: If I were you, I'd be looking for the pimples on her booty.

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Kid: Mr. Dugan, can you sign my baseball card? Whoa... avoid the clap, signed Jimmy Dugan.
Jimmy: That's good advice!

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Ira: Jimmy, if I were to give you a raise do you think you can show a little more interest?
Jimmy: Well I could certainly use the money.

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Jimmy: Ballplayers! I've got girls.

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Marcus: Mike! Please!
Mike: What? I'm paying attention. See? look...
Marcus: All I see is this scattered ass in here.

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Mike: Who done tore off in your ass this time?
Marcus: Now's not the time.

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Mike: Everyone wants to be like Mike. [Singing] "I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike".
Marcus: If it were me, I'd a dunked it on ya ass.

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Floyd Gondolli: I like butter in my ass, and lollipops in my mouth, but that's just me.

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Seth: I may be an asshole, but I'm not a fucking asshole.

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Eugene: I know I'm not Robert Johnson...
Willie: You're not even the beginning of a pimple on the late great Robert Johnson's ass.

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Turk: Dr. Kelso, I would like to request a new imaging machine.
Kelso: Certainly, you will just have to fill out a 3T form.
Turk: What's a 3T form?
Kelso: Tough Titties Turkleton.

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McClane: You can shoot a gun, can't you?
Zeus: Not every black man can shoot a gun, you racist motherfucker.

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