Lamont: You're a dirty old man.
Fred: And I'm a be one until I'm a dead old man.
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22nd May 2023
Sanford and Son (1972)
22nd Aug 2019
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
Nez: Whoa. Hey. The bitch stick? Are you kidding me?
Brumley: What, I'm just trying to make the shot.
Nez: Okay. Not with this you're not. Okay, Brum, have your balls dropped?
Brum: Yeah.
Nez: Yeah? Okay, now play like you got some fucking semen in your sack, Brum.
Brum: Okay.
Nez: Okay? All right.
22nd Aug 2019
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
Finn: I mean, school hasn't even started yet, and, guys, correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the official front runner for the Freshman Numb-Nut of the Year award, right, guys?
6th Aug 2019
Cheers (1982)
6th Aug 2019
Cheers (1982)
19th Jul 2019
Black Dynamite (2009)
Creamed Corn: Stick with me, baby, I'll have you fartin' through silk.
19th Jul 2019
Black Dynamite (2009)
Black Dynamite: I'm declaring war on anybody who sells drugs in our community.
Chocolate Giddy-Up: But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!
19th Jul 2019
Black Dynamite (2009)
Black Dynamite: Mama, you can bet yo sweet ass and half a titty whoever ordered the hit on you has already got the pigs in they back pocket.
5th Apr 2019
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
5th Apr 2019
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
5th Apr 2019
Philadelphia (1993)
Andrew: I love the law.
5th Apr 2019
A Few Good Men (1992)
Kaffee: Did you order the code red?
Jessup: You're goddamn right I did!
5th Apr 2019
Everybody Wants Some!! (2016)
Ty Plumber: I thought his name was Billy Autrey.
Finn: Oh, it was, until we changed it to the most country bumpkin name we could come up with...Beuter Perkins.
7th Feb 2019
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
7th Feb 2019
Smokey and the Bandit (1977)
Cletus: Hoss, you ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy some-bitch tried to drive up under my truck.
7th Feb 2019
Slither (2006)
Jack MacReady: Where is the Mr. Pibb? I told your secretary to pack Mr. Pibb. It's the only Coke I like. Goddamn Brenda exploding like a water balloon and worms driving my friends around like they're goddamn skin-cars. People are spitting acid at me, turning you into cottage cheese, and now there's no fucking goddamn Mr. Pibb!
Bill Pardy: Jesus Christ, Jack. Let me get right on it.
7th Feb 2019
A League Of Their Own (1992)
Mr. Capadino: I want HER! The one who hit the ball.
Dottie: She's good, She's real good. She just didn't pitch today because she pitched yesterday.
7th Feb 2019
Crossroads (1986)
Willie: Bright lights fry your brain? I guess that's why you forgot your hat.
Eugene: I just played my first barrel house. I'm a blues man now.
Willie: Blues man, shit. Only one blues man in town tonight, that was me. Where you learn to play them pussy chords, in music school?
Eugene: Only one school. I played the chords I learned on the road and I kicked ass. People felt it, so don't give me that garbage.
Willie: People felt whiskey. Same as I'm feeling right now. And just about to feel some more.
7th Feb 2019
Crossroads (1986)
Willie: Hey, look at that train over there.You ain't gonna never get that lost song if you can't make the train talk. Yeah, the way you playing, it's gonna take you 10 years.
Eugene: Well, maybe I'll have to do what you did. Go to the crossroads and strike a deal with the devil.
7th Feb 2019
Crossroads (1986)
Man: You coming to play? In a black man's juke joint? You must have balls this big!
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