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Bad Guys - S10-E16

Daniel Jackson: How goes it on your end?
Cameron Mitchell: [To Vala] How goes it on our end?
Vala Mal Doran: I think I have it. Maybe.
Mitchell: Vala.
Vala: There's a 70% chance that if we dial manually, we'll be able to establish a connection, and a 50% chance the bomb will just go off.
Mitchell: That's 120%.
Vala: Well, there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and it blows up.
Mitchell: Jackson, did you catch any of that?
Jackson: Yeah. 100% chance we should have brought someone who knows what they're doing. Yeah, I head. Daniel out.

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Crusade - S9-E19

Lt. Col. Mitchell: All right, hold the phone. And I and I ask this not 100% sure that I want to know the answer. Whose baby is it?
Vala Mal Doran: That's the thing. I don't know.
Lt. Col. Carter: As in...?
Vala: I swear, I did none of the necessary bits. Between my arrival in the Ori galaxy and my wedding night, which was definitely after I knew for sure, there is no way humanly possible that I know of that I could've gotten pregnant. [Long pause] Someone going to say something? Anybody?
Teal'c: You have been impregnated without copulation?
Vala: Yes, and I'm absolutely terrified. Have any of you ever heard of anything like it?
[Mitchell and Carter look at each other]
Mitchell: Well...There's one.
Teal'c: Darth Vader.
Vala: Really? How did that turn out?
Mitchell: Actually, I was thinking of King Arthur.
Carter: You were?

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Citizen Joe - S8-E15

Daniel Jackson: Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing parts of life of a barber in Indiana for seven years and you never mentioned it?
Jack O'Neill: Yeah. Sure I did. I know I did.
Samantha Carter: No. No, you didn't, sir.
Jack O'Neill: I didn't?
Daniel Jackson: You didn't find it the least bit odd?
Jack O'Neill: Actually, no. I found it quite...relaxing.

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The Other Guys - S6-E8

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
Colonel O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard!

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Redemption (1) - S6-E1

General Hammond: Ah, Jack! Come in. Colonel, you know Colonel Chekov, the Russian envoy to the SGC.
Colonel O'Neill: We've met.
Hammond: Colonel Chekov feels that as a symbol of our joint efforts, a Russian officer should be assigned to join SG-1.
O'Neill: Over my rotting corpse, sir.
Hammond: Colonel?
O'Neill: I'm sorry. Did I say that out loud?
Hammond: I said I would discuss it with you and that I was sure you would give it some careful thought.
O'Neill: And that I will, General, but I'm pretty sure I'll say "bite me."
Hammond: Colonel, would you excuse us?
Chekov: General. [Walks out the room]
O'Neill: [To Chekov] So sorry.

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Revelations - S5-E22

Heimdall: As a race, the Asgard reproduce exclusively through a process of enhanced cellular mitosis.
Samantha Carter: Are you serious? You have no other means of propagation?
Heimdall: No.
Jack O'Neill: Carter?
Carter: They're clones, sir. All of them.
O'Neill: Ah. Well, that answers a few questions.
Heimdall: In fact, for nearly a thousand years we have been physically incapable of achieving cell division through meiosis.
O'Neill: [Confused, looks at Carter] Hmm?
Carter: [Whispering] Sexual reproduction, sir.
O'Neill: Ah. [To Heimdall] A thousand years?
Heimdall: It is usually not something we discuss with other races.
O'Neill: This I understand.

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Wormhole X-Treme! - S5-E12

Peter DeLuise: You realise this is not a real show, right?
Michael DeLuise: What are you talking about? You're saying the "Wormhole Extreme" is not a real show? We did all this...all this is-
Peter DeLuise: Yeah, it's not a real show. It's a fake show.
Michael DeLuise: Does my agent know about this?
Peter DeLuise: [As the Director] You're heroic... and just look over here at this eye line over there.
Michael DeLuise: This isn't a real show?
Peter DeLuise: No. It's not a real show.
Michael DeLuise: If it's not a real show, then why are you telling me what to do? How could this not be a real show if we're doing it right now? Am I getting paid real money?
Peter DeLuise: Yeah, you're getting paid real money.
Michael DeLuise: Well...I... Whoa. So, what plane of reality are we on right now?

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Wormhole X-Treme! - S5-E12

Christian Bocher: I'm Christian Bocher. I'm portraying the character of Raymond Gunne, who portrays the character of Dr. Levant, which is based on the character Daniel Jackson portrayed by the actor Michael Shanks, originally portrayed by the actor James Spader in the feature film.

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Wormhole X-Treme! - S5-E12

Yolanda Reese: [Speaking to the Director and Martin] Guys.
Martin: Ah, miss Reese.
Reese: Uh, I'm having a little trouble with scene 27. It says that I'm out of phase, which means that I can pass my hand through solid matter, or I can walk through walls.
Director: Yeah, yeah. 'Cause you're "out of phase."
Martin: Um, exactly.
Reese: So...how come I don't fall through the floor?
[Martin and the Director stare at Reese, then each other, then back at Reese].
Martin: We're gonna have to get back to you on that one.

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Desperate Measures - S5-E11

Homeless Man: You a cop?
Colonel O'Neill: Air Force. Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Homeless Man: I was in 'Nam.
Colonel O'Neill: Yeah? What company?
Homeless Man: Vacation. A long time ago.

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Chain Reaction - S4-E15

Senator Kinsey: I read the mission reports that come out of that mountain. You play with the fate of this planet on a daily basis.
Colonel O'Neill: I'm doing the job I was asked to do. I doubt very much your constituents could say the same about you.
Senator Kinsey: Oh, please. Given the chance, half of all American citizens won't even vote and the half that do vote are too stupid to know what they're doing.
Colonel O'Neill: Which explains how you got elected.

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Watergate - S4-E7

Major Carter: How do you know about the SGC?
Dr. Markov: I have read extensive files on all of you.
Colonel O'Neill: The question was how?
Dr. Markov: I learned to read English at the age of 6. It was not difficult.
Colonel O'Neill: Russian humor.

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Secrets - S2-E9

Jack O'Neill: Armin, let me do you a favor. You don't know anything. Don't embarrass yourself.
Armin Selig: I know those two brilliant flashes in the night sky a few months ago were really alien ships on their way to attack Earth. You blew them up.
Jack O'Neill: I did? All right. [Sighs] If you're gonna go ahead with it, I want to make sure you get one thing right. It's O'Neill with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neil with only one L. He has no sense of humor at all.

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Bad Guys - S10-E16

Character mistake: At the end, Vala and Mitchell establish a wormhole and let Teal'c and Jackson know. Almost a minute passes before Teal'c and Jackson get back to the gate and Jackson yells "run" because they need to get through the gate right away. Obviously they're detained, but after being let go, Mitchell says they're sending the iris code now. This is something that should have been done sooner, especially after hearing gunfire, so they could be ready to go through when Teal'c and Jackson arrived.

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Bad Guys - S10-E16

Plot hole: And the end, when Vala and Mitchell activate the Stargate home, SG-1 is delayed in being able to step through because they are detained. However, the whole time they're detained by the gate, there's no radio transmission from SGC. Later we find out they're coming home early, so on SGC's side, they just had an unscheduled off world activation and would know it's from the planet SG-1 is on, and they would radio for an update. None of that was done so the conversation could happen.

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Off the Grid - S9-E16

Continuity mistake: When SG-1 is tied up, Carter has blood going down her cheek and from her mouth right before being beamed up. In the next shot on board, the blood is gone.

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Prophecy - S6-E21

Other mistake: When Jonas says he has flashes of what's going to happen (and no-one believes him), Teal'c says they have encountered many strange phenomena but no-one who could see the future. Except Jack and Teal'c had a whole "Groundhog Day" episode where, because they were stuck in a loop, they could see the future. Carter then says it goes against all the laws of physics as we know them, despite knowing time travel and other things that break the laws of known physics exists.

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Threads - S8-E18

Trivia: Two of the names seen the "Ascended Times" newspaper as authors are "Mero Gartin" and "Semaj Snibbor." Martin Gero was a writer and producer in the Stargate franchise. James Robbins was a production designer and art director in the Stargate franchise.

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Threads - S8-E18

Character mistake: In newspaper article "Anubis plans to retake Dakara", there's a line that reads "being partially ascended has it's benefits." The word should be "its."

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Reckoning: Part 2 - S8-E17

Continuity mistake: The way the C-4 is placed on the blast door changes in various shots.

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