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Freddy Got Fingered - S11-E35

Nostalgia Critic: All right, look lady, I know you're a crazy, horny, obsessive, emotionally denying, masochistic nymphomaniac, but you can still do better than Tom Green!

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Bruce Wayne: I wouldn't count of the tribes of men. We tend to act like the doomsday clock has a snooze button.

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Adrian Toomes: You're young. You don't understand how the world works.
Peter Parker: Yeah, but I understand that selling weapons to criminals is wrong.
Adrian Toomes: How do you think your buddy Stark paid for that tower?

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XXXIII - S4-E5

Long John Silver: [Referring to the Walrus] Everything we put that ship through, and she refuses to die... It's fucking unnatural.

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XI - S2-E3

Thomas Hamilton: We can't get an honest man appointed governor in the Bahamas.
James McGraw: You can get him appointed, the problem seems to be keeping him honest thereafter.

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XXVIII - S3-E10

Ann Bonnie: [Referring to Captain Teach.] A few weeks ago, we had a chance to sail with him, and you said you'd always be looking over your shoulder.
Jack Rackham: I will say this for him: in recent weeks, among the disturbing number of people that tried to kill one or both us us, he is not among them.

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Tony Mendez: What about the White House?
Jack O'Donnell: Carter is shitting enough bricks to build the pyramids.

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XXVII - S3-E9

Captain Hornegold: Break our course, come about on the starboard tack.
First mate: Break off our pursuit, sir?
Captain Hornegold: Unless you'd like to make our approach into the teeth of his broadside.

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Black Widower - S7-E1

Jax Teller: SAMCRO is throwing me a little homecoming bash tonight at our new adult entertainment facility.
Marcus Alvarez: You talking about that shitty porn warehouse on the docks?
Jax Teller: When you say it like that, it kind of loses all its magic.

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Lockdown - S6-E16

Dr. Foreman: [After being punched by Taub.] I wasn't ready!
Dr. Taub: What were you going to do, flex your goatee muscle?

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Three Stories - S1-E21

Dr. House: Tell a surgeon it's okay to cut a leg off, he's gonna spend the night polishing his good hacksaw.

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XIII. - S2-E5

Captain Flint: You know how to keep a secret between three men?
Captain Hornegold: Shoot two of them.

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XI - S2-E3

Ann Bonnie: If you're angry about the whore and me, just fucking say so.
Jack Rackham: You have an itch that needs scratching, go with God. My trouble isn't that she knows how to play the thing between your legs better than I do, but the one between your ears.

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Po: But you don't even know kung fu.
Li: Then you will teach us.
Po: I can't teach you kung fu! I couldn't even teach Tigress, and she already knows kung fu.

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Office Politics - S7-E6

Dr. Cuddy: [While talking to Masters and House.] You'll figure something out. The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300.

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Office Politics - S7-E6

Dr. House: You said 'or'. The road to dead patients is paved with 'or's.

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Trust No Bitch - S3-E13

Piper Chapman: Sorry about your dildo, Boo. Cost of doing business. I'll make it up to you.
Big Boo: Damn, Chapman. That is some stone-cold shit.
Piper Chapman: I don't fuck around.

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Steve Rogers: You know, I really miss the days when the weirdest thing science ever created was me.

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Iron Man: You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

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Chapter 46 - S4-E7

Frank Underwood: [Stands between the portraits of Kennedy and Reagan.] All three of us took bullets. [Nods to Reagan's.] Well, I know why we're smiling, we survived.

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