Straight A's

Katherine: Your Uncle Scott is old like, you know, me and your dad, but he still has a lot of growing up to do, like you guys.
Charles: I don't think Uncle Scott knows how to grow up.

Katherine: You know cooked tonight? I hadn't cooked in years.
Scott: That means I'm a good influence.
Katherine: No, you're under the influence.

Charles: If you wikipedia "dead", it says that it is the permanent termination of all biological functions that sustain living organisms. What it doesn't tell you is how to cope with that.

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