Straight A's (2013)

Katherine: Your Uncle Scott is old like, you know, me and your dad, but he still has a lot of growing up to do, like you guys.
Charles: I don't think Uncle Scott knows how to grow up.

Katherine: You know cooked tonight? I hadn't cooked in years.
Scott: That means I'm a good influence.
Katherine: No, you're under the influence.

Charles: If you wikipedia "dead", it says that it is the permanent termination of all biological functions that sustain living organisms. What it doesn't tell you is how to cope with that.

Maria: You know you shouldn't smoke.
Scott: Hell, cigarettes are the least of my problems.
Maria: Yeah, what's your worst?
Scott: My mouth.

Scott: Charles, I've spent the better half of the past 8 years in and out of hospitals.
Charles: Are you a doctor?