G.I. Joe

Destro: Premature panic is the sign of an immature mind.

Mainframe: Beach Head, I wanna talk to you about your deodorant.
Beachhead: What do you mean? I don't use deodorant.
Mainframe: That's what I wanna talk to you about.

Lifeline: Hey, Low-Light. Does it ever occur to you there might be an easier way of settling disputes?
Low-Light: Yeah, Lifeline. It's called a gun.

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