Agent Zoil: Motherfucking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
Graeme Willy: You are an alien!
Paul: To you I am, yes.
Graeme Willy: Are you gonna probe us?
Paul: *Why* does everyone always assume that? What am I doing? Am I harvesting farts? How much can I learn from an ass?
Ruth Buggs: Well ain't that a bag of tits.
Clive Gollings: What are you going to dream about?
Graeme Willy: Wonder Woman.
Clive Gollings: Please don't.
Paul: This is America. Kidnapping a Christian is worse than harboring a fugitive.
Clive Gollings: What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus?
Graeme Willy: Well apparently they don't do that.
Clive Gollings: They're going to rape us and break our arms!
Graeme Willy: I don't want my arms broken.
Clive Gollings: Agent Mulder was right!
Paul: Agent Mulder was my idea!
Ruth Buggs: So everything that I have been told my whole life, is just a big fat lie? Do you know how that feels?
Graeme Willy: Look. Just because your truth, isn't the true truth, doesn't mean there is no truth, Ruth.
Ruth Buggs: That's easy for you to say.
Graeme Willy: It's really not.
Graeme Willy: We're just two ordinary guys walking down the street with a small cowboy. Right, Clive?
Chosen answer: The movie "Paul" was riddled with inside jokes and homages to classic science fiction and adventure movies and tv shows, so it would not be surprising there would be a reference from an Indiana Jones movie. Also, Paul is, indeed, "short" with a "round" head.
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