Tacy: What happened?
Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
Nicholas Collini: Been married long?
Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
Tacy: Were the trailer repairs expensive?
Nicholas Collini: No more than a room at the Ritz.
Mechanic: Think of it as a train behind you. Forty feet of train.
Tacy: You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'.
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
Mrs. Hittaway: What good is a trailerite if not to help out another trailerite?
