Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up surfing, are you?
Peter Bretter: ...yeah, probably.

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Surfing Instructor: I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches the pubes.

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Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!

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Surfing Instructor: When life gives you lemons, just say 'Fuck the lemons, ' and bail.

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Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.

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