Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.
Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's T's.
Dwayne the Bartender: He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend. You know what that does to a man? It's called blue balls. He's like Gandhi! But better - he likes puppets!
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