Riff Raff: Aaaah! I'm naked.
Shoeshine Boy: There's no need for fright. Underdog can bite.
Shoeshine Boy: Destiny's a fumny thing. It'll creep up on you when you least expect it.
Jack: It's time to teach you some manners.
Shoeshine Boy: Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
Shoeshine Boy: When I'm bored, I just chase my tail. If you're lucky, you throw up, and bingo, lunch part two.
Shoeshine Boy: He says he thinks they should see other people. She says... Wait people eat that too.