Guest: A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.
Roman Nagel: You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.
Basher Tarr: Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Willy Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.