Ocean's Thirteen
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Rusty Ryan: Are you all right?
Danny Ocean: Yeah, um, I just bit into a red pepper.
Rusty Ryan: Is that... Are you... Are you watching Oprah?

Guest: A friend of mine, a very serious man, told me very seriously that it would be a good idea if I left the hotel. I'm taking his suggestion.

Terry Benedict: You think this is funny?
Danny Ocean: Well, Terry, it sure as shit ain't sad.

Rusty Ryan: Well, she said she liked surprises...
Danny Ocean: Uhuh, and?
Rusty Ryan: When I gave her one, she dropped the remote on the table and I put the towel back on.

Roman Nagel: You're like the Morecambe and Wise of the thievery world, but even they went off the boil after a while.

Linus Caldwell: Hey, where are Tess and Isabel?
Danny Ocean: It's not their fight!
Linus Caldwell: Whoa.

Rusty Ryan: Did she understand?
Danny Ocean: It's not their fight.

Reuben Tishkoff: The moment you become embarrassed of who you are, you lose yourself. I changed my house, the way I dressed, the way I ate - for what? For nothing.

Basher Tarr: Mr. Banks. Do you know what Chuck Berry said every night before counting one, two, three, four?
Willy Bank: What did he say?
Basher Tarr: Pay me my money.

Turk Malloy: Don't change the facial structure.
Virgil Malloy: I'm making you taller. Don't you want to be taller? You're a midget in 34 states.
Turk Malloy: Yeah, well, I'm an animal in the other 34. [Virgil stares at him.] 24. 22.

Roman Nagel: He named it after himself.
Danny Ocean: Wait. Greco? Roman?
Roman Nagel: You obviously haven't served time in a British boarding school.

Danny Ocean: Alright, well... I'll see you when I see you
Rusty Ryan: Hey, next time? Try keeping the weight off in between.
Danny Ocean: Hey. Settle down. Have a couple of kids.

Rusty Ryan: Relationships can be...
Danny Ocean: Sure.
Rusty Ryan: But they're also...
Danny Ocean: That's right.

Rusty Ryan: Turn the machine off guys.
Turk Malloy: It is off.
Rusty Ryan: Are you kidding?
Turk Malloy: Does it sound like I'm laughing, sweetheart?

Roman Nagel: You're analog players in a digital world.

Roman Nagel: You do know what a magnetron is?
Danny Ocean: Something that screws up the Greco?

Turk Malloy: Are you in yet?
Virgil Malloy: I hate that question.

Willy Bank: This town might have changed, but not me. I know people highly invested in my survival, and they are people who really know how to hurt in ways you can't even imagine.
Danny Ocean: Well, I know all the guys that you'd hire to come after me, and they like me better than you.

Danny Ocean: You shook Sinatra's hand. You should know better.

Turk Malloy: I don't care if it gets messy.
Virgil Malloy: I'll drive you. We'll get him leaving his barber.
Livingston Dell: And I'll inject him.
Basher Tarr: And I'll find a spot to get rid of the body.
Rusty Ryan: All valid ideas. Great initiative. But.

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