Kenny: In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.
Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zaba, you my only friend.
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me.
Brian: I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... flip OUT man... all I wanna know is... who's coming with me? Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me?