Scarface: [Pointing at people] Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!
Kenny: You guys gotta get me out of here! There's this guy Nasty Nate who wants my cocktail fruit, and everyone here likes fresh fish! Then The Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch.
Brian: For 400 dollars I got Jerry Garcia in a pouch, man.
Thurgood Jenkins: Who the fuck told you that?
Brian: The man who sold it to me, Barry Garcia.
Thurgood Jenkins: So who is that, Jerry Garcia's brother?
Brian: No, actually it was Andy Garcia's brother.
Scarface: Yo I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Yes, Cuban B.
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sorry, yo. I don't wanna be the first ni**a to die from a crossbow.
Kenny: No. no. no! Devil man! Devil 6-6-6, the mark of the beast! No! Naughty! Naughty jungle of love.
Thurgood Jenkins: This weed was the shiz-nittlebam snip-snap-sack.
Cocaine Addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. Now that's an addiction. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?
Detective: Hey! You paying attention?
Brian: No.
Sir-Smoke-Alot: The doctor said I need a backiotomy.
Thurgood Jenkins: I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
Thurgood Jenkins: Guys just shutup about the weed for two seconds, I don't want this girl to know I smoke.
Scarface: Yeah it's bad enough you a janitor yo.
Thurgood Jenkins: Custodian, dick.
Kenny: In eleven days I'm as good as skewered! Ever take your clothes off and run backwards through a cornfield?
Thurgood Jenkins: I got some bootie! I got some bootie! It was good, too.
Thurgood Jenkins: Abba Zaba, you my only friend.
Thurgood Jenkins: You have smoked yourself retarded.
Thurgood Jenkins: I'm sexy! I'm a scholar! People like me.
Brian: I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... flip OUT man... all I wanna know is... who's coming with me? Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me?
Scarface: Abracadabra, B.
