Brian: I'm not gonna do what everyone thinks I'm gonna do and... flip OUT man... all I wanna know is... who's coming with me? Who's coming, man? Who's coming with me?
Thurgood Jenkins: You know I got some weed at work today, if y'all wanna try it out.
Scarface: Nah, we don't feel like smokin right now.
Thurgood Jenkins: Me neither. So y'all wanna smoke?
Scarface: I'll get Billy Bong Thornton.
Brian: No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah.
Thurgood Jenkins: I've heard people say you don't get high the first time you smoke. Not me. No-o, not us. WE were really, really high. We was to' up.
Samson Simpson: I'm going to kill your little Mexican friend.
Scarface: I'm Cuban, B.
Samson Simpson: Ahhh, yes! Cuban Bee.
The Guy on the Couch: Hey, is it January?
Thurgood Jenkins: No, it's August.
The Guy on the Couch: Really?