Pride & Prejudice (2005)

Charlotte Lucas: What on earth have you done to poor Mr. Darcy?
Elizabeth Bennet: I have no idea.

Mr. Darcy: And are you having a pleasant trip?
Elizabeth Bennet: Yes... very pleasant.

Jane Bennet: He is just what a young man ought to be.

Mary Bennet: What are men compared to rocks and mountains?

Mr. Collins: Mr. Collins at your service.

Jane Bennet: Mr. Bingley is just what a young man ought to be. Sensible, good humour.
Elizabeth Bennet: Handsome, conveniently rich.
Jane Bennet: You know perfectly well that I do not believe that marriage should be driven by thoughts of money.

Mr. Bingley: I've never seen so many pretty girls in my life.
Mr. Darcy: You are dancing with the only handsome girl in the room.
Mr. Bingley: She is the most beautiful creature I have ever beheld. But her sister Elizabeth is very agreeable.
Mr. Darcy: Thoroughly tolerable, I daresay, but not handsome enough to tempt me. You'd better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles. You're wasting your time with me.

Jane Bennet: Yes. A thousand times yes.

Mrs. Bennet: But she doesn't like him. I thought she didn't like him.
Jane Bennet: So did I, so did we all. We must have been wrong.
Mrs. Bennet: Wouldn't be the first time, will it?
Jane Bennet: No, nor the last I dare say.

Mrs. Bennet: Oh, my goodness. Everybody behave naturally.

Elizabeth Bennet: I thought you were in London.
Mr. Darcy: No... No. I'm not.

Elizabeth Bennet: Only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony.

Mr. Wickham: And buckles. When it comes to buckles, I'm lost.
Elizabeth Bennet: Dear, oh dear. You must be the shame of the regiment.
Mr. Wickham: Oh, a laughing stock.
Elizabeth Bennet: What DO your superiors do with you?
Mr. Wickham: Ignore me, mostly.

Charlotte Lucas: Not all of us can afford to be romantic, Lizzy.

Lady Catherine de Bourg: That is very strange.

Elizabeth Bennet: If he cannot percieve her regard, he is a fool.
Charlotte Lucas: We are all fools in love.

Mrs. Bennet: Is he amiable?

Mr. Wickham: I can't be trusted.

Mr. Collins: It's been many years since I had such an exemplary vegetable.

Caroline Bingley: I can't help thinking that at some point someone is going to produce a piglet and we'll all have to chase it.