French Kiss

French Kiss (1995)

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Kate: Spasm! Spasm! Oh, God, here it comes... lactose intolerance.

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Luc: For me, bullshit is like breathing.

Kate: A healthy person is someone who expresses what they're feeling inside. Express, not repress.
Luc: In that case, you must be one of the healthiest people in the world.

Luc: Meanwhile, his lover.
Kate: Don't ever use that word again.
Luc: All right, this bastard woman.

Kate: Why weren't you the one, Charlie? The one who turned on this big shiny Kate-light that burns so bright?

Kate: You lost your birthright in one hand of poker?
Luc: I'm an asshole. What can I tell you?

Kate: Did you know that there are four hundred and fifty-two official government cheeses in this country? Don't you think that's incredible? To come up with four hundred and fifty-two ways of classifying what is basically a bacterial process?
Luc: You would prefer one cheese? One cheeseburger to put it on and one restaurant to eat it in?
Kate: I'm saying I like the cheese. God.

Kate: The key to French waiters: If you're nice to them, they treat you like shit. Treat them like shit, they love you.

Kate: Fester, fester, fester. Rot, rot, rot.

Kate: Of course you know him. All you bastards know each other.

Kate: Those French. They hate us, they smoke, they have a whole relationship with dairy products I don't understand.

Kate: Happy - smile. Sad - frown. Use the corresponding face for the corresponding emotion.

Kate: So, who is this guy?
Luc: Bob.
Kate: Bub?
Luc: No, no, Bob. You know, like, uh, Bob Dylan?
Kate: Oh, Bob.
Luc: Oui, Bahb.

Charlie: I met this woman, this apparition, this goddesse.
Kate: Goddesse?
Charlie: It's French - for goddess.

Luc: And I am thinking, you should not be flying anywhere.
Kate: I shouldn't?
Luc: No, in fact, I am sure of it. I am thinking, I want you.
Kate: You want me?
Luc: That's all. I want you.

Kate: Do you think you could urinate with someone standing behind you?
Con-man: I think I could manage it. Are you going to be the someone?

Kate: Do you speak English?
Concierge: Of course, Madam. This is the Georges V, not some backpacker's hovel.

Continuity mistake: Kevin Kline is walking through a vineyard. His shoes change from boots to loafers in the same scene.

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Question: When Kate, Luc, Charlie and Juliette are all on the beach, Kate introduces Luc to Charlie. Luc then says something in French (right after he says, "Sweetie-pie?") which isn't subtitled. Can anyone tell me what it is?

Answer: He says "enchanté" - French for "it's a pleasure to meet you".

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