Elise: I drink because I am a sensitive and highly strung person.
Brenda: No, that's why your co-stars drink.
Elise: Annie, you choose. Who's your friend? Me or Brenda?
Brenda: Yeah, for once in your life make a decision? Who's your friend? Some Beverly Hills science project?
Elise: Or a woman with her own aisle at the supermarket?
Dr. Morris Packman: If I give you one more face lift you're going to be able to blink your lips.
Annie: Let's synchronize our watches.
Brenda: Ooo, just like "Mission: Impossible!"
Elise: Oh, that was a big hit.
Elise: You've always been jealous of me, even in college! Because I was blonde and beautiful, and could have any guy I wanted.
Brenda: Could and did! All the senior class and half the faculty.
Elise: It was the sixties.
Ivana Trump: Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything.
