Anita Miller: All the kids make fun of him. They call him the Narc behind his back.
Elaine Miller: What's a narc?
Anita Miller: It's a narcotics officer.
Elaine Miller: Well, what's wrong with that?
Topeka Kid: You're Russell from Stillwater.
Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater.
Penny Lane: Hey, when we go to Morocco... I think we should wear completely different clothes... and be completely different people.
William Miller: What will our names be?
Sapphire: Just think, any other city in the world and you'd still be a virgin.
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Russell Hammond: I slept with Marna, Dick.
Jeff Bebe: I did too.
Larry Fellows: I waited until you broke up with her, but me too.
Jeff Bebe: And I also slept with Leslie.
Russell Hammond: You slept with Jeff?
Leslie: Yeah, but it didn't count! It was the summer we decided to be free of all rules.
Sapphire: Does anybody remember laughter?
Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
Sapphire: Let's deflower the kid.
Polexia Aphrodisia: Do you have any pot?
William Miller: No. I'm a journalist.
Polexia Aphrodisia: Well, go do your job then. You're on the road, man. It's all happening! Get in there. Go talk to 'em.
Dennis Hope: I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.
William Miller: You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.
Estrella Starr: Simon Kirke from Bad Company is by the pool.
Jeff Bebe: We have got to control what's happening! There's a responsibility here.
Russell Hammond: Excuse me, but didn't we all get into this to avoid responsibility?
Lester Bangs: And then it just becomes an industry of... cool.
Anita Miller: One day you'll be cool. Look under your bed, it'll set you free.
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak.
Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson.
Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that.
Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Russell Hammond: Yes.
