Penny Lane: Hey, when we go to Morocco... I think we should wear completely different clothes... and be completely different people.
William Miller: What will our names be?
Dennis Hope: I didn't invent the rainy day, man. I just own the best umbrella.
Elaine Miller: Look at this: an entire generation of Cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.
William Miller: You said we were going to go to Morocco. There is no Morocco. There's never been a Morocco. There's not even a Penny Lane. I don't even know your real name.
Topeka Kid: You're Russell from Stillwater.
Russell Hammond: Well, yeah, on my better days, I am Russell from Stillwater.
Estrella Starr: Simon Kirke from Bad Company is by the pool.
Russell Hammond: It doesn't sound like music anymore, you know, it sounds like... lifestyle maintenance, or something.
Russell Hammond: You, Aaron, are what it's all about. You're real. Your room is real. Your friends are real. Real, man, real. You know? Real. You're more important than all the silly machinery. Silly machinery. And you know it! In eleven years its going to be 1984, man. Think about that.
Aaron: Wanna see me feed a mouse to my snake?
Russell Hammond: Yes.
Polexia Aphrodisia: Do you have any pot?
William Miller: No. I'm a journalist.
Polexia Aphrodisia: Well, go do your job then. You're on the road, man. It's all happening! Get in there. Go talk to 'em.
Young William: Mom, tell me more about Livia.
Elaine Miller: She killed everybody so her son Tiberius could inherit the throne - just like Nixon.
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Sapphire: Let's deflower the kid.
Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
Polexia Aphrodisia: Don't go anywhere, Opie.
Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson.
Sapphire: Does anybody remember laughter?
Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak.