Sapphire: William? I forgot to tell you. Your mom called. She says you gotta call home immediately. And she says to tell you, "I know what's going on."
Lester Bangs: The Doors? Jim Morrison? He's a drunken buffoon posing as a poet.
Alice Wisdom: I like The Doors.
Lester Bangs: Give me The Guess Who. They got the courage to be drunken buffoons, which makes them poetic.
Elaine Miller: Keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk.
William Miller: I will call you if anyone anywhere gets drunk.
Russell Hammond: You know, I think we both wanted to, uh, to be with her. I guess she wanted us to be together.
Russell Hammond: Oh, my God. Holy shit. Fuck! I grew up with that lampshade. I love this kitchen. I fucking love this kitchen.
William Miller: I kept thinking I was gonna go home the next day.
Dick Roswell: Yeah. So did I... fifteen years ago.
Lester Bangs: Don't let those swill merchants rewrite you.
Jeff Bebe: Doris is the soul of this band.
Anita Miller: This song explains why I'm leaving home to become a stewardess.
Sapphire: Let's deflower the kid.
Russell Hammond: I never said I was a golden god... or did I?
Polexia Aphrodisia: Don't go anywhere, Opie.
Ben Fong-Torres: You're not there to party. We've already got one Hunter Thompson.
Sapphire: Does anybody remember laughter?
Russell Hammond: I hurt the flower.
Sapphire: Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak.
Anita Miller: One day you'll be cool. Look under your bed, it'll set you free.