April Burns: I'm the first pancake.
Evette: What do you mean?
Eugene: She's the one you're supposed to throw out.
Bobby: You didn't even know my mother and I pity you for that.
Joy Burns: I don't know why I'm so hard on you Beth, when you've always been the daughter of my dreams. We're almost the same person, except I don't have your weight problems and you're making the same mistakes I did and I wish you would make your own.
Jim Burns: I can think of one memory. She was wearing a pink nightgown.
Timmy Burns: That was ME.
April Burns: Once, there was this day... this one day when... everyone realised they needed each other.
April Burns: Please give me my stupid fucking turkey.
Joy Burns: I only have one nice April memory. Only one. She was about three or four. And she was sitting at the window. An she turned to me and said "oh mother don't you just love every day?"
