Kids

Kids (1995)

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Telly: When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, then that's all you got. When you go to sleep at night you dream of pussy. When you wake up it's the same thing. It's there in your face. You can't escape it. Sometimes when you're young the only place to go is inside. That's just it - fucking is what I love. Take that away from me and I really got nothing.

Legless Man: I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. I have no legs. God bless you. I have no legs.

Telly: You got any money?
Casper: Three pennies and a ball o' lint, kiiiddd.

Casper: Now get in my way, bitch.

Casper: That girl was 12, you hit that shit up?
Telly: Who am I? I'm the motha-fuckin virgin surgeon.

The Taxi Driver: You look like the prom queen. I dated the prom queen when I was your age. She was the first girl I stuck my tongue in.

Jennie: I'm not gonna die.

Club Kid: Don't you know tricks are for kids?

Kim: So this is your new girl, huh?
Telly: I hope so. For now.
Kim: You like 'em kinda young, right? Babies?
Telly: I like 'em new. Not like you.

Telly: Virgins. I love 'em. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothin. Just pure pleasure.

Telly: Condoms don't work. They either break, or they slip off, or they make your dick shrink. Nah, but you still gotta use em, yo. At least I did once.

Plot hole: When Jenny goes into the bathroom and asks Casper where Telly is, Casper says he is in Steven's parent's room sleeping with a girl. How would he know where they were, since he was in the bathroom for the majority of the party, especially when Telly and Darcy came in from outside?

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