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Cynthia: We don't even have money in our budget for coffee filters. We're using a yarmulke.

Al: How about sex?
Ed: I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man.

Bill Maher: Okay, since we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today, we thought we'd talk to him about his book. It is called "My Brother Pissed On Me." Is that a metaphorical title or did he really piss on you?
Ray Pekurny: I put it - I put it in the book.
Bill Maher: Okay, then. Well, I'll be honest, I haven't read it, because, frankly, it sounds kind of stupid.

Whitaker: Cynthia, another word, and you may consider yourself fired.
Cynthia: Uh-oh. Can you gimme a hint? What word? Uh, asshole? Shithead? Is that - I bet that - is that one word or two though? I never can remember that. Shithead.

Whitaker: One more word out of you, Cynthia, and you're fired.
Cynthia: Oh, and which word would that be? Asshole? Shithead?

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