Ben Shockley: Now, the next turkey who tries that, I'm gonna shoot him, stuff him, and stick an apple in his ass.
Blakelock: Now, can you handle it, or do I have to write it out in braille and shove it up your ass?
Ben Shockley: On a scale of one to ten, I'd have to give her a two, and that's because I haven't seen a one before.
Biker: Hey, that's our bikes Charlie.
Ben Shockley: And this is my gun Clyde.
Constable: Them fellers up there are gonna wonder why you bailed out. And I'm gonna tell 'em. You chose sides. Got yourself a little nookie and chose sides.
Gus Mally: You probably don't know if I'm good in bed.