Greta the Gremlin: [Sees Forster] What a hunk.
Greta the Gremlin: Oh, why can't you commit?
Kate: Elevator, sound alarm.
Bunch of Gremlins: ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH.
Gremlin: Nudie! Nudie! Nudie.
Building Announcement: Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life.
Daffy Duck: Patently ridiculous.
Brain Gremlin: The city so nice they named it twice! See it one time, won't you?
Forster: Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Building Announcement: Fire: The Untamed Element, Oldest of Man's Mysteries, Giver of warmth, Destroyer of forests, right now this building is on fire.
Woman In Corridor: What?
Building Announcement: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation.
Daffy Duck: Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?
Leonard Maltin: Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.
Building Announcement: Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the clamp parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.
Kate: Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.