Grandpa Fred: They put me on at 3am. People who are awake at 3am aren't afraid of the Wolfman. The only thing that frightens those people is sobering up and going to work.
Greta the Gremlin: [Sees Forster] What a hunk.
Greta the Gremlin: Oh, why can't you commit?
Building Announcement: Because of the end of civilization, the Clamp Cable Network now leaves the air. We hope you've enjoyed our programming, but more importantly, we hope you've enjoyed... life.
Kate: Elevator, sound alarm.
Bunch of Gremlins: ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH! ENH.
Building Announcement: Would the owner of the car with license number 1AG 401 please remove it from the clamp parking garage, your car is old, and dirty.
Forster: Peltzer, you're having a psychotic episode. Thank you for sharing it with us.
Daffy Duck: Still lurking about? Don't you people have homes?
Brain Gremlin: The city so nice they named it twice! See it one time, won't you?
Daffy Duck: Patently ridiculous.
Hulk Hogan: Gremlins? In this theater? Now?
Building Announcement: Fire: The Untamed Element, Oldest of Man's Mysteries, Giver of warmth, Destroyer of forests, right now this building is on fire.
Woman In Corridor: What?
Building Announcement: Yes! The building is on fire! Leave the building! Enact the Age Old drama of Self-Preservation.
Leonard Maltin: Ow. I was just kidding. Ah. It's a ten. It's a ten.
Kate: Billy, if we get through today alive, you're in big trouble.
Gremlin: Nudie! Nudie! Nudie.
Brain Gremlin: I want to talk a little bit about what's going on in this room because I think there are some fascinating ramifications here for the future. When you introduce genetic material of research quality to a lifeform such as ours which is possessed of a sort of a, I hesitate to use the word, atavism, but let us say a highly aggressive nature.
Murray: We can't give up now. Washington didn't give up. Lincoln didn't...
Kate: Please!
Murray: What's wrong?
Kate: Don't mention Lincoln. Something terrible happened to me once on Lincoln's birthday.
Answer: He's at the salad bar when the gremlin pops out and grabs a guy. The guy they grab is former football star, Dick Butkus.
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