David: You know what I like about you?
David: You hardly sweat at all.
Robin: So he says, "Let me see your I.D." and I'm like, "I left it at home." And he goes, "You have to go and get it." So I said, "Okay," and I left.
Narrator: There's a legend around here. A killer buried, but not dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse: Jason Voorhees' curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. No one can.
Judy: Okay, you big hunk of a man, come and get me.
Maddy: "Need a little touch-up work" my ass.
Russell: When did you first fall in love with me?
Sandra: The first time I saw the enormous size of your beautiful... wallet.
Ben: Happy fuckin' Birthday.
Russell: If this is my uncle's house, why are we sleeping in the van?
Sandra: Who says we're sleeping?