Teenager #3: Hey Elvira, I've got something you can suck the blood outta.
Kim: Oh yeah? Whip it out.
Jeff: The gene pool is a little shallow here. Dive in and you'll crack your skull open.
Jeff: We're all virgins on this bus.
Stephen: There was a Safeway a while back.
Jeff: That was in Burkittsville. I never shop in Burkittsville. I don't even piss there.