Ocean's Eleven
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Virgil Malloy: Are you a man?
Turk Malloy: Yes, nineteen.
Virgil Malloy: Are you alive?
Turk Malloy: Yes, eighteen.
Virgil Malloy: Evel Knievel.
Turk Malloy: ...shit.

Rusty: Munitions?
Danny: Phil Turrentine.
Rusty: Dead.
Danny: No shit? On the job?
Rusty: Skin cancer.
Danny: Send flowers?
Rusty: Dated his wife for a while.

Danny: You gotta walk before you crawl.
Rusty: Reverse that.

Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels.
Danny: So I should put the towels back?
Terry: No, the towels you can keep.

Danny: Does he make you laugh?
Tess: He doesn't make me cry.

Danny: How's your wife?
Bruiser: Pregnant again.
Danny: Well, that happens.

Danny: Which one is the amazing Yen?
Rusty: He's the little Chinese guy.

Turk Malloy: Watch it, bud.
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling bud, pal?
Turk Malloy: Who you calling pal, friend?
Virgil Malloy: Who you calling friend, jackass?
Turk Malloy: Don't call me a jackass.
Virgil Malloy: I just did call you a jackass.

Danny: Saul, are you sure you're ready to do this?
Saul: If you ever ask me that question again Daniel, you will not wake up the following morning.
Danny: He's ready.

Danny: There's a ninety-five pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.
Linus: Let's get him out.

Rusty: The Bellagio and the Mirage. These are Terry Benedict's places.
Danny: Yes they are. You think he'll mind?
Rusty: More than somewhat.

Danny: Ten oughta do it, don't you think? You think we need one more? You think we need one more. All right, we'll get one more.

Terry: All right, you proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations, you're a dead man.

Reuben: You guys are pros. The best. I'm sure you can make it out of the casino. Of course, lest we forget, once you're out the front door, you're still in the middle of the fucking desert!

Rusty: You'd need at least a dozen guys doing a combination of cons.
Danny: Like what, do you think?
Rusty: Off the top of my head, I'd say you're looking at a Boeski, a Jim Brown, a Miss Daisy, two Jethros and a Leon Spinks, not to mention the biggest Ella Fitzgerald ever.

Saul: Tess is with Benedict now? She's too tall for him!

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