Small Soldiers
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Gil Mars: What are you worried about? They're only toys.

Gwendy Doll: Watch out! She's got a baton! It's a Bataan death march.

Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
Archer: If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.

Major Chip Hazard: We're not toys, we're action figures.

Archer: Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there.

Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta.
Alan: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave.

Phil Fimple: I think World War II was my favorite war.

Major Chip Hazard: If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.

Major Chip Hazard: I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning.

Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
Irwin Wayfair: EMP?
Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.

Archer: Greetings. I am Archer, emissary or the Gorgonites.
Alan: Awfully polite for a monster.

Continuity mistake: At the first meeting, Irwin puts down the two cardboard Gorgonites next to each other. During Larry's presentation they can be seen further apart and when Mr. Mars is describing his vision of smart toys they are further apart still. (00:04:00 - 00:06:15)

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Trivia: When Alan is digging through the garbage can looking for the Gorgonites, a toy Mogwai can be seen in it. A little tribute to Joe Dante's 1984 film Gremlins.

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