Showgirls

Showgirls (1995)

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Tony Moss: Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya.

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Molly Abrams: Jerk, you don't have to be at work for three hours. What are you going to do, watch TV and eat chips?
Nomi Malone: Yeah. Where are the chips? You ate them, didn't you?

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Mr. Karlman: We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!

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James Smith: Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.

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Tony Moss: Okay ladies, I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick - I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.

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Gay Carpenter: What do you want?
Nomi Malone: Um, burger, fries, and a soda.
Gay Carpenter: Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.

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Nomi Malone: Are you you hitting on me?
Molly Abrams: No. You're not a hooker, are you?

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Tony Moss: I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?

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Cristal Connors: There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.

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When Zach and Nomi are talking on stage after Nomi's disastrous experience at the boat convention, Zach places a call to Phil Newkirk. There are several problems with the call: the cell phone doesn't appear to be on (he raises the antenna at the beginning and end of the call, but he never presses an "on" or "off" button); Zach doesn't punch in enough numbers for the call to appear legitimate (too many numbers for speed dial, but too few for a local seven-digit phone number [also, since he was using a cell phone it's unlikely that he dialed a hotel extension number]); and the pauses between his words and Phil's response on the other end of the line are too short to be believable.

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