Tony Moss: Come back when you've fucked some of this baby fat off. See ya.
Molly Abrams: Jerk, you don't have to be at work for three hours. What are you going to do, watch TV and eat chips?
Nomi Malone: Yeah. Where are the chips? You ate them, didn't you?
Mr. Karlman: We could have brought anyone into this show: Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul. Nomi Malone is what Las Vegas is all about! She's dazzling, she's exciting, and very, very sexy!
James Smith: Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Gay Carpenter: What do you want?
Nomi Malone: Um, burger, fries, and a soda.
Gay Carpenter: Get her some brown rice, vegetables, and a bottle of Evian.
Nomi Malone: Are you you hitting on me?
Molly Abrams: No. You're not a hooker, are you?
Tony Moss: I'm erect. Why aren't you erect?
Cristal Connors: There's always someone younger and hungrier coming down the stairs after you.
Tony Moss: Okay ladies, I'm Tony Moss. I produce this show. Some of you have probably heard that I'm a prick - I am a prick. I got one interest here, and that's the show. I don't care whether you live or die. I want to see you dance and I want to see you smile. I can't use you if you can't smile, I can't use you if you can't show, I can't use you if you can't sell.