Gordie Boggs: Hey kid! Move your fat head. I can't see the fight.
Sean Dawkins: Sorry, Uncle Billy said these were good seats.
Gordie Boggs: Uncle Billy sucks.
Sean Dawkins: Hey, Uncle Billy lost his right nut in 'nam.
Gordie Boggs: Well kick him in his left nut when you see him. These seats bite.
Sean Dawkins: If you only have one left, is it still your left nut?
Jimmy King: Wakie Wakie, Hands off Snakey.
Jimmy King: I got three words for you, baby! Nine One One.
Gordie Boggs: You guys better get out of here. My dad'll shoot you. He will.
Sean Dawkins: According to his authorized biography, Jimmy King worked very hard in high school. And after you died in the plane crash, he went to community college and supported you while he held two jobs.
Fred King: I oughta kick yer ass! Freak.
Jane King: We saw him last week. He came and borrowed our motor home. We haven't seen him since. The big shit.
Sean Dawkins: That's my best friend in the whole world right there... He's not really a cop though.
Mr. Boggs: Just cause it's your dream doesn't make it right or noble or whatever! Charles Manson was following his dream! Joseph Stalin, Michael Bolton, you get my point?