Best TV quotes of 2015

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Jimmy McGill: Who do I see? Chet. He drove up and he double parked outside a Dairy Queen and went in to get some soft serve. Now Chet drove, and this will give you an idea of exactly what kind of douche bag this guy was, drove a white pearlescent BMW 7-Series with white leather interior. So I saw that thing, and I had, I'd had a few, like I said, and uh... I climbed up top, and I may have... Defecated, uh... Through the sunroof... Not my finest hour, I'll grant you that. But! That's what a Chicago Sunroof is. Now you know. It's a real thing, I didn't make it up, not the first person to do it, there's a name for it. Guy wanted some soft serve, I gave him soft serve. I did not know that his children were in the backseat. There was a level of tint on the windows that I'll maintain to this day, was not legal in an Illinois licenced vehicle. But somehow, that's on me, I guess.

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Weird Knight - S1-E4

Caryn: Eric, I can not go out with this freak again. I had pancakes for dinner.
Eric: In what world is that a bad thing?

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The Path of the Righteous - S1-E11

Father Lantom: Nothing drives people to church faster than the devil snapping at their heels.

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Abra Cadaver - S2-E7

Liv: They identified a hair found in the sink drain of Meat Cute as belonging to missing astronaut Alan York. You killed the fourth man who walked on the moon?
Blaine: Please, nobody cares about the fourth person to do something.

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Midvale - S3-E6

Kara: So, J'onn says to head straight back to the DEO, and if we scratch his car, he'll put us in containment.
Alex: Well, you'd better let me drive, then.
Kara: Why? I'm a great driver.
Alex: You almost killed us twice coming up here.
Kara: That possum came from nowhere.

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AKA The Sandwich Saved Me - S1-E5

Trish Walker: Fine, be the naked superhero. That could be your alias.
Jessica Jones: Better than the name you came up with.
Trish Walker: Jewel is a great superhero name.
Jessica Jones: Jewel a stripper's name! A really slutty stripper! And if I wear that thing, you're gonna have to call me Camel-toe.

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Dan: I don't know whether to laugh or to shoot you.
Lucifer: Surprise me.

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