Todd White: Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro.
Trey: That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Todd White: Huh... why not?
Justin: I look like somebody hit me in the face with Lil Wayne.
Jackson Norris: You aren't capable of pulling that trigger, Trevor.
Trevor Slattery: I'm a washed-up actor, mate. You don't know what I'm capable of.
James Payton: So, you Omar! Damn, man! You ain't what I pictured. You ain't nothing but a black dude. Probably from Decatur.