Todd White: Hey self, what is it, twenty five years in the future and I just know you are playing in the NBA now and are super rich. And you also have a super smoking hot cheerleader girlfriend, so what are you hanging around here for? Why don't you head up to your penthouse and bang her good, bro.
Trey: That's your time capsule message, Todd?
Todd White: Huh... why not?
Allison: Hey... gentlemen... guys, you can't stay out here. You have to get indoors.
Donk: So do you guys actually get paid to do this shit? Man, I'm in the wrong job.
Reevis: You don't even have a job.