Agent Zoil: Motherfucking, titty-sucking two-balled bitch!
US Army soldier: Wait! You know what you're doing?
Steve Rogers: Yeah, I've knocked out Adolf Hitler over 200 times.
Max Kenton: Shut up! You're not helping!
Charlie Kenton: Actually, I think I am.
Pest: Does that look like a dog? No, it isn't a dog!
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
John: You have no idea of what I'm capable of.
Dr. Ellis Cheever: What have you eaten? I mean something that didn't come from a vending machine.
Dr. Erin Mears: Taco Bell!
Colter Stevens: What would you do if you knew you only had one minute to live?
Christina Warren: I'd make those seconds count.
Colter Stevens: I'd kiss you again.
Christina Warren: Again?
Philippe Weis: For a few to be immortal, many must die.
Will Salas: Wrong!
David Norris: All I have are the choices I make, and I choose her, come what may.
Cecil Wilson: Well, this is obviously the panic room.
Rebecca Wilson: Why?
Cecil Wilson: 'Cause it's a room, and I'm panicking.
Sgt. Major: At fourteen forty six pacific standard time, twelve different locations across the globe were breached in what appears to have been a coordinated attack by an unknown enemy. This is a textbook military invasion. We are the last offensive force on the west coast. We cannot lose Los Angeles.
Ella: If it's all the same, I would like to ride along too.
Meacham: Yes, ma'am. We've got a kid, a dog, why not a woman?
C-3PO: Taking care of younglings is just not in my programming.
Carol Ferris: Hal, you're late! This test today - it's important.
Hal Jordan: I'm going to make you look good up there. Don't worry. Now, let's get these pants off and fly some planes.
Skyler: How'd you come up with that?
Sean: I don't know. Shark Week.
Steven Jacobs: You used an untested drug on your father. I could end your career with one phone call.
Will Rodman: Let me save you the trouble. I quit.