Steven Johnson: You know what? This crocodile's like O.J. Simpson. He messed up when he killed that white woman.
Eddie Lorenzo: A man's gonna do anything for his family.
Dex: You don't look happy. Mind if I call you "Groucho"?
Andrew 'Andy' Hanson: No, I don't mind.
Shelly Barnes: Just don't ask me to marry you again.
Dr. Jack Gramm: Why not? We're perfect for each other.
Shelly Barnes: Yeah, yeah... except I'm a lesbian and you're a commitment-phobe.
Dr. Jack Gramm: That's why we're perfect.
Cesar: There's something more to this place. Our cells don't work. Neither does the T.V. Or radio. We're isolated.
Benjamin: We are journalists! We can't do this. It is unethical... and insane.
Simon: It would be a pleasure to personally catch him.
Benjamin: By ourselves. By ourselves. We don't even have any weapons.
Simon: If I gave you a gun, would you know how to use it?
Benjamin: No.
Simon: Then what the fuck are you complaining about?
Duck: I told you. The moment you start drinking that Bosnian brandy, the devil's sitting in the corner, just laughing.
Alice Park: You're just as bad as they are aren't you?
Simon: Nope, I'm a lot fuckin' worse.
Chief Buchwald: But didn't you just say that you would do whatever you were told?
Det. Emily Sanders: Yeah, I sometimes exaggerate for effect.
Dr. Jack Harper: He really did love you, Sam.
Sam Lockwood: He didn't even know me.
Nika Boronina: What colour underwear am I wearing?
Agent 47: You're not wearing any underwear.
Lt. Col. Falco: Suffice it to say the enemy is getting stronger and the enemy is getting uglier. We're going to put our foot on their throats.
Asian Woman: Don't bury dead. First shoot in head.
Ian: It's funny how life has a life of its own.
Viola Frye: He didn't kill me. He killed who I was.
Dr. Godfrey: It's true! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata! Vagina Dentata!
Jonesy: Okay, from now on, you'll be the uptight lesbian sister I never had. Deal?
