Tom McLaren: We wouldn't be down here if it wasn't for you.
Lane Leonard: Love isn't about fate and magic bracelets and destiny. It's about finding someone you can stand to be around for 10 minutes at a time.
Roy O'Bannon: Yes, John, I've heard all about the Emperor. Must be one hell of a man.
Chon Wang: He's only twelve.
Roy O'Bannon: Are you kidding me? You're sitting here, waiting to die for someone whose balls haven't even dropped?
Ethan Hunt: You turned around.
Nyah Nordoff-Hall: What are you going to do? Spank me?
Li Mu Bai: The things we touch have no permanence. My master would say: there is nothing we can hold onto in this world. Only by letting go can we truly possess what is real.
Richard: I just feel like everyone tries to do something different, but you always wind up doing the same damn thing.
Rachel: Jacob, even God rested on the seventh day. He'll find his future soon enough. Let him be with his brothers.
Rubin: It's supposed to be a challenge, that's why they call it a shortcut. If it was easy it would just be the way.
Preed: Fight the good fight, precious.
Stith: Preed, I'll kill you! Okay? I will kill you!
Minnie Mogul: I can't sign a contract that will help three ruthless villains take over the world. I just can't.
Fearless Leader, Boris, and Natasha: Why not?
Minnie: My pen's out of ink.
Damodar: Just like you thieves, always taking things that don't belong to you.
Lily, Burnett Stone's granddaughter: Magic Railroad?
Mr. C. Junior: Whatever.