S.E.T.H.: When I was a machine, I yearned to be a man. Now I'm better than both. The created has become the creator.
Bobby Chicago: You know, sometimes you border on competent.
Jericho Cane: I know, it's scary isn't it?
Gadgetmobile: Who are you, rookie?
Inspector Gadget: I'm Officer John Brown, and you're exceeding the speed limit.
Gadgetmobile: Speed limits are for cars, not the Gadgetmobile.
Inspector Gadget: Are you - Are you talking to me?
Gadgetmobile: Speaking of breaking the law, who's not wearing a seat belt? You gotta wear the belt, baby. It's a Disney movie.
The Blue Raja: May the forks be with us.
Archie Gates: Bush told the people to rise up against Saddam. They thought they'd have our support. They don't. Now they're getting slaughtered.